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They’re ordinary husband and wife realtors until she undergoes a dramatic change that sends them down a road of death and destruction. In a good way.

Season 1

So Then a Bat or a Monkey - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 1 Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

We Can't Kill People! - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 2 The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.

We Can Kill People - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 3 Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.

The Farting Sex Tourist - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 4 Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.

Man Eat Man - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 5 Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

Attention to Detail - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 6 Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

Strange or Just Inconsiderate? - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 7 With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

How Much Vomit? - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 8 A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

The Book! - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 9 Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 1 | Episode 10 Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.

Season 2

No Family is Perfect - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 1 OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

Coyote in Yoga Pants - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 2 Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

Moral Gray Area - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 3 After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

The Queen of England - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 4 Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

Going Pre-med - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 5 A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

Pasión - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 6 Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

A Change of Heart - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 7 007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

Easels and War Paint - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 8 Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

Suspicious Objects - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 9 Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

Halibut! - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 2 | Episode 10 With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

Season 3

Wuffenloaf - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 1 God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

Knighttime - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 2 Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

We Let People Die Every Day - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 3 Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

More of a Cat Person - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 4 Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 5 Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

The Chicken and the Pear - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 6 To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

A Specific Form of Recklessness - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 7 Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

Forever! - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 8 A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

Zombody - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 9 Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

The Cult of Sheila - Santa Clarita Diet

Season 3 | Episode 10 Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.