Season 4 | Episode 1 The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.
Season 3 | Episode 1 A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.
Season 2 | Episode 1 A young Barack Obama discovers how inspirational a party can be, and two hitmen get sidetracked.
Season 5 | Episode 1 Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.
Season 1 | Episode 1 Jordan and Keegan trade stories about a forbidden word, while President Obama's anger gets translated.
Season 4 | Episode 2 A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.
Season 3 | Episode 2 Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.
Season 2 | Episode 2 Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves and a dubstep track derails moving day.
Season 5 | Episode 2 An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.
Season 1 | Episode 2 President Obama rap battles, and a traffic reporter has some trouble flying.
Season 4 | Episode 3 Two old women battle with Satan, things go awry when a man goes mattress shopping, and dance club patrons are forced to face the truth about themselves.
Season 3 | Episode 3 Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.
Season 2 | Episode 3 A rescue dog displays a troubling attitude, and Luther provides presidential debate zingers.
Season 5 | Episode 3 Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.
Season 1 | Episode 3 Jordan and Keegan are masters of disguise in Nazi Germany, and two slaves are accused of bigotry.
Season 4 | Episode 4 A mobster seeking vengeance on someone who wronged him, a baseball player fighting an addiction to unwanted bodily contact, and Family Matters' Steve Urkel driving a man insane.
Season 3 | Episode 4 A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.
Season 2 | Episode 4 A biracial boy has penis concerns, and an inner-city substitute teacher takes roll call.
Season 5 | Episode 4 A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.
Season 1 | Episode 4 Luther, President Obama's anger translator, reminds everyone who killed Osama bin Laden.
Season 4 | Episode 5 A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.
Season 3 | Episode 5 The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.
Season 2 | Episode 5 Why are there no more rap groups? Keegan and Jordan have an answer.
Season 5 | Episode 5 A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.
Season 1 | Episode 5 Commitment looms for Jordan and Keegan after gay marriage is finally legalized.
Season 3 | Episode 1 Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message.
Season 16 | Episode 1 One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
Season 22 | Episode 1 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.
Season 13 | Episode 1 Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.
Season 21 | Episode 1 Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
Season 7 | Episode 1 The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?
Season 10 | Episode 1 The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
Season 20 | Episode 1 The National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
Season 5 | Episode 1 The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!
Season 19 | Episode 1 There is a new principal at the helm of South Park Elementary. He forces the boys to confront the damage they’ve done through their history of racism and unconscious bias. It is the most stunning and brave South Park ever.
Season 18 | Episode 1 After Cartman and the boys name their new company, The Washington Redskins, they just sit back and watch the funding roll in. The head coach of the Washington Redskins football team demands that they change the name but Cartman digs in his heels. The Washington Redskins may never mean the same thing ever again.
Season 1 | Episode 1 While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
Season 2 | Episode 1 The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."
Season 17 | Episode 1 When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.
Season 14 | Episode 1 The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
Season 11 | Episode 1 Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.
Season 6 | Episode 1 The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.
Season 8 | Episode 1 South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
Season 4 | Episode 1 The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone else's territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep their manhood.
Season 15 | Episode 1 Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad and blames his mother.
Season 12 | Episode 1 After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
Season 9 | Episode 1 Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
Season 9 | Episode 2 Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Season 3 | Episode 2 Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.
Season 16 | Episode 2 Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
Season 6 | Episode 1
Season 3 | Episode 1 Web Redemption for Antoine Dodson, from the Bed Intruder song that famously said "Hide yo kids, hide yo wives and hide yo husbands because they be raping everybody out here." Tosh responds to suggestions to change his green screen set including making it look like the set of the The Soup since both shows are done almost entirely in front of a green screen and a suggestion that he include a Nazi flag because he was born in Germany. He also debutes he new wardrobe for the beginning of season 3 which is as he describes it, known as "Colla". He does 20 seconds on the clock entitled carrot bukkake in which two men suggestively peel carrots into the face of a kneeling woman. "Is he Retarded" was debuted.
Season 5 | Episode 1 Daniel and his staff do various sports challenges; Daniel sends a suggestive picture to a stranger; Michael, a kid who gets picked on for being a redhead, gets a Web redemption.
Season 1 | Episode 1 Web Redemption for Afro Ninja; Dave Attell and Bree Olson celebrity video.
Season 8 | Episode 1 In the Season 8 premiere, Daniel unveils his most masculine wardrobe yet; profiles a plastic dream queen; and swipes material from a famous comedian.
Season 10 | Episode 1 Daniel reboots his show for Season 10 with a little help from Twitter, breaks down an epic butt-paddling video and chats with Instagram-famous grandma Lili Hayes.
Season 2 | Episode 1 The season 2 premiere of Tosh 2.0 is bigger and better than ever, with a drugged up childhood star and viral hit David After Dentist.
Season 7 | Episode 1 A Lifetime special takes a hard look at food fighting, a drummer with a weak stomach gets a Web Redemption, and Daniel unloads on the New England Patriots.
Season 4 | Episode 1 Web Redemption for the "How To Get European Men" lady. Daniel talks about his replacement search. And he tells everyone what the new wardrobe will be for the 1st half of the season.
Season 9 | Episode 1 A man busts his own balls, Tosh.0 fans troll a Comedy Central executive, and Daniel demonstrates what nine years of stealing office supplies can get you.
Season 7 | Episode 2 A man receives treatment for a giant blister, a couple plays Buckcherry during their wedding processional, and Daniel engages in S&M play with his staff.
Season 4 | Episode 2 A terrible artist gets a web redemption; Daniel makes an "Until Abortion Ends" video and says goodbye to football season.
Season 9 | Episode 2 A dog trots out its prettiest outfit, a man takes the high-tech route while tailing his wife, and Daniel gets in a question at a White House press briefing.
Season 6 | Episode 2
Season 3 | Episode 2 Tosh gives aspiring thespian Brian Atene another shot at greatness. Daniel seeks out his own homeless man with a golden voice.
Season 5 | Episode 2 Daniel celebrates Valentine's Day by letting viewers vent about how much they hate their significant other; the world's only black superhero gets a Web redemption.
Season 1 | Episode 2 Videos include a fat gunman, little person Olympics, a sexy toothbrush encounter, and soda chugging. Caitlin Upton, also known as Miss South Carolina, is given a shot at web redemption. The celebrity video features David Koechner at a flower shop.
Season 8 | Episode 2 A church youth group gets funky, a fart fetishist receives a visit from a genie, and Daniel pitches a terrible business idea on "Shark Tank."
Season 10 | Episode 2 Daniel tries a leisurely alternative to the Hot Coil Challenge, talks to a bear-attack survivor who went viral and looks at gross celebrity feet.
Season 2 | Episode 2 Web Reunion: Crystal Light dancers. Daniel checks to see if the Wii fit girl is still in shape and shows viewers a forbidden clip.
Season 2 | Episode 3 Tosh helps the "Risky Business" girls redeem themselves by recreating all of Tom Cruise's movies.
Season 7 | Episode 3 A woman throws bacon at police officers, a Christian activist accuses Monster Energy of being in league with the devil, and Daniel offers up unclaimed domain names.
Season 4 | Episode 3 Daniel gives a couple a wedding redemption, works out with the bathmate, and gets help writing his will.
Season 9 | Episode 3 Dinner theater turns avant-garde, Daniel talks movies with a critic who can't see, and a roof jumper suffers a major setback.
Season 6 | Episode 3