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A hospital isn’t a place for lazy people. It’s a place for smart people who take care of people who aren’t smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children’s Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Season 2

I See Her Face Everywhere - Childrens Hospital

I See Her Face Everywhere - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 1 As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

No One Can Replace Her - Childrens Hospital

No One Can Replace Her - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 2 Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost - Childrens Hospital

I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 3 Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

Give a Painted Brother a Break - Childrens Hospital

Give a Painted Brother a Break - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 4 Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

Joke Overload - Childrens Hospital

Joke Overload - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 5 The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

The End of the Middle - Childrens Hospital

The End of the Middle - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 6 An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters - Childrens Hospital

Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 7 A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

Hot Enough for You? - Childrens Hospital

Hot Enough for You? - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 8 When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself - Childrens Hospital

The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 9 A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

Show Me On Montana - Childrens Hospital

Show Me On Montana - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 10 "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

You Know No One Can Hear You, Right? - Childrens Hospital

You Know No One Can Hear You, Right? - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 11 The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

The Sultan's Finger - LIVE - Childrens Hospital

The Sultan's Finger - LIVE - Childrens Hospital

Season 2 | Episode 12 In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

Season 3

Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run - Childrens Hospital

Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 1 A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

Ward 8 - Childrens Hospital

Ward 8 - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 2 Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

Black Doctor - Childrens Hospital

Black Doctor - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 3 Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

Home Is Where the Hospital Is - Childrens Hospital

Home Is Where the Hospital Is - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 4 The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

Nip/Tug - Childrens Hospital

Nip/Tug - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 5 A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

The '70s Episode - Childrens Hospital

The '70s Episode - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 6 Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

Father's Day - Childrens Hospital

Father's Day - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 7 Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

Stryker Bites the Dust - Childrens Hospital

Stryker Bites the Dust - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 8 The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts - Childrens Hospital

Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 9 The doctors go back in time.

Munch by Proxy - Childrens Hospital

Munch by Proxy - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 10 Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

The Night Shift - Childrens Hospital

The Night Shift - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 11 The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

The Chet Episode - Childrens Hospital

The Chet Episode - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 12 A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

Party Down - Childrens Hospital

Party Down - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 13 A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

Newsreaders - Childrens Hospital

Newsreaders - Childrens Hospital

Season 3 | Episode 14 Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Season 4

The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo - Childrens Hospital

The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 1 In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

Staff Dance - Childrens Hospital

Staff Dance - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 2 Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

Ladies Night - Childrens Hospital

Ladies Night - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 3 Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

A Year in the Life - Childrens Hospital

A Year in the Life - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 4 The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

Behind the Scenes - Childrens Hospital

Behind the Scenes - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 5 The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

The Return of the Young Billionaire - Childrens Hospital

The Return of the Young Billionaire - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 6 Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

British Hospital - Childrens Hospital

British Hospital - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 7 A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

The British Version - Childrens Hospital

The British Version - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 8 Single mothers receive discounts.

A Kid Walks in to a Hospital - Childrens Hospital

A Kid Walks in to a Hospital - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 9 Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

A Year In the Life - Childrens Hospital

A Year In the Life - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 10 The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

Attention Staff - Childrens Hospital

Attention Staff - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 11 Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

Childrens Lawspital - Childrens Hospital

Childrens Lawspital - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 12 Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

Who is Sal? - Childrens Hospital

Who is Sal? - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 13 The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

Eulogy - Childrens Hospital

Eulogy - Childrens Hospital

Season 4 | Episode 14 The death of a cast member is examined.

Season 5

A New Hope - Childrens Hospital

A New Hope - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 1 The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

Triangles - Childrens Hospital

Triangles - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 2 Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

C-Word - Childrens Hospital

C-Word - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 3 A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

Country Weekend - Childrens Hospital

Country Weekend - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 4 The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

Imaginary Friends - Childrens Hospital

Imaginary Friends - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 5 The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

The Gang Gets Sushi - Childrens Hospital

The Gang Gets Sushi - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 6 When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

Old Fashioned Day - Childrens Hospital

Old Fashioned Day - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 7 It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm - Childrens Hospital

Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 8 Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

Wine Tasting - Childrens Hospital

Wine Tasting - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 9

Blaken - Childrens Hospital

Blaken - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 10

A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch - Childrens Hospital

A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 11 Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

My Friend Falcon - Childrens Hospital

My Friend Falcon - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 12 David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

Coming and Going - Childrens Hospital

Coming and Going - Childrens Hospital

Season 5 | Episode 13 The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

Season 6

Five Years Later - Childrens Hospital

Five Years Later - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 1 Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

Codename: Jennifer - Childrens Hospital

Codename: Jennifer - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 2 The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

We Are Not Our DNA! - Childrens Hospital

We Are Not Our DNA! - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 3 Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

Fan Fiction - Childrens Hospital

Fan Fiction - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 4 Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

With Great Power . . . - Childrens Hospital

With Great Power . . . - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 5 Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.

Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac - Childrens Hospital

Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 6 Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

Up at 5 - Childrens Hospital

Up at 5 - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 7 The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

Koontz is Coming - Childrens Hospital

Koontz is Coming - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 8 Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

Sperm Bank Heist - Childrens Hospital

Sperm Bank Heist - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 9 In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist - Childrens Hospital

Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 10 When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

Me, Owen - Childrens Hospital

Me, Owen - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 11 Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

The 27 Club - Childrens Hospital

The 27 Club - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 12 After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.

Home Life of a Doctor - Childrens Hospital

Home Life of a Doctor - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 13 Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

Kick Me - Childrens Hospital

Kick Me - Childrens Hospital

Season 6 | Episode 14 When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

Season 7

Kids Hospital - Childrens Hospital

Kids Hospital - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 1 In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

One Million Saved - Childrens Hospital

One Million Saved - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 2 A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

Sy's Tenure - Childrens Hospital

Sy's Tenure - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 3 When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

Doctor Beth - Childrens Hospital

Doctor Beth - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 4 Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

Through the Eyes of a Falcon - Childrens Hospital

Through the Eyes of a Falcon - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 5 In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed. MOLLY SHANNON (Saturday Night Live) guest stars.

DOY - Childrens Hospital

DOY - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 6 Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

By the Throat - Childrens Hospital

By the Throat - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 7 After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

Childrens Horsepital - Childrens Hospital

Childrens Horsepital - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 8 A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

Hump Cola - Childrens Hospital

Hump Cola - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 9 Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

The Show You Watch - Childrens Hospital

The Show You Watch - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 10 A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

Show Me a Hero - Childrens Hospital

Show Me a Hero - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 11 When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X. Guest stars include the band X (DJ BONEBRAKE, EXENE CERVENKA, JOHN DOE and BILLY ZOOM), along with JASON ANTOON, TOM ARNOLD, DICK CAVETT, RANDALL PARK and ALAN SMYTH.

Grandparents Day - Childrens Hospital

Grandparents Day - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 12 It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors. BARRY BOSTWICK guest stars.

The Grid, Part One - Childrens Hospital

The Grid, Part One - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 13 When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.... ZANDY HARTIG, BRIAN HUSKEY and ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON guest star.

The Grid, Part Two - Childrens Hospital

The Grid, Part Two - Childrens Hospital

Season 7 | Episode 14 When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.... ZANDY HARTIG, BRIAN HUSKEY and ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON guest star.